15 years from now there is a MLP FiM movie in the style of The Smurfs/Alvin and the Chipmunks that features a “Brony” as the male human lead.
“Brought to you by Dreamworks Studios and Twentieth Century Fox…”
“This Summer, get ready, because this movie will make you… A little hoarse!”
CGI Applejack yells “Yeehaw!” and shitty licensed pop rock music starts playing
Various scenes of the ponies messing up human stuff and the chubby male lead looking exasperated while toilet paper flies across his face or something
Dash makes a terrible pun
Music stops
She looks straight at the camera for 2 seconds and then says “…What? It’s 20% cooler!” While making the dreamworks face
“But can these ponies… Help their friend find true love?”
Cue generic blonde actress as female love interest, way out of male lead’s league
Trailer ends with ponies running through new york or whatever big city the movie is set in
bronies go nuts and claim it as the greatest event since Past Sins got adapted into show canon
No. Dreamworks would not fuck this up. Old Dreamworks with Shark Tale? Okay, maybe. But new Dreamworks with “Kung Fu Panda” and “How to Train Your Dragon”? No.
Aside from that, if Twentieth Century Fox got their hands on it… so true.
(via mlpfimponies)
